chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

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rhyse:

delete this

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person: you look dead
me: thanks

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

airrogance:

how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two

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telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

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